Scotsman84

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Can we use the Credits to get Rid of some off the annoying members... Lol

Must have been his Birthday.. Lol

Most of them are Lazy Bastards that's why... Means having to do something Lol

LOL

From Paul to Leora.

One day during a family lunch the youngest son Paul asks his father: - Daddy, what is the difference between potential and reality? Dad turns to his wife and gives her a question: - Would you sleep with George Clooney for 1 million £? - Certainly, I would never waste such opportunity, says his wife. Dad turns to his teenage daughter: - Maria, would you sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million £? - Surely! He is my fantasy, his posters are all over my bedroom walls. Dad turns to his oldest son Raul and asks: - Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million £? Eldest son thinks a little and replies: - Why not? Imagine what I could do with the money. So yes, I would. Then Dad turns back to his youngest son Paul and explains to him: - You see, Paul, Potentially we are sitting with Multi Millionaires but in Reality we are sitting with two prostitutes and one gay...

Great Deal. Lol

Think Kamila has a Fan.

Honey I'm Home.

LOL

What a Dumbass.. Lol

Waste of a perfectly good bed.

A wife hangs up after about half an hour on the phone. The husband is surprised, " Wow, that was quick - usually you girls are at it for two hours at least! " " Yeah, well, it was a wrong number. "

A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station. " I have an interesting case here, " he says. " A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped. " " Have you arrested her? " asks the sergeant. " No, not yet. The floor's still wet. "

If he is in the Army god help them... If they ever get in a nose picking War they will wind hands down there men are good at that. lol

Very Nice. lol

Heard it's lovely there.. lol