December 27, 20178 yr The Bucket List (2007) - Edward Cole (played by Jack Nicholson): " Three things to remember when you get older: never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart. " lol
December 28, 20178 yr Office worker: Hey, Fletcher, how's it hanging? Fletcher: Short, shrivelled, and always to the left. Busty woman in Elevator: Everybody's been real nice. Fletcher: Well, that's because you've got big jugs. I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze 'em. Mama! Liar Liar.
February 5, 20187 yr "I don't think I want to know a 6 year old that isn't a dreamer, or a sillyheart. And I sure don't want to know one who takes their student career seriously. I don't have a college degree. I don't even have a job. But I know a good kid when I see one. Because they're ALL good kids, until dried-out, brain-dead skags like you drag them down and convince them they're no good. You so much as scowl at my niece, or any other kid in this school, and I hear about it, and I'm coming looking for you!" "Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam." John Candy - Uncle Buck.
February 7, 20187 yr Melvin Udall: (Played by Jack Nicholson in As Good as it Gets (1997) People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch.
February 8, 20187 yr "We've been going about this all wrong. This is Mr. Stay-Puffs' okay! He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble!" Ghostbusters
February 8, 20187 yr "I had no idea you could milk a cat." "Oh yeah, you can milk anything with nipples." "I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?" Meet the Parents.
February 8, 20187 yr Author On 05/02/2018 at 6:39 PM, Conor said: "I don't think I want to know a 6 year old that isn't a dreamer, or a sillyheart. And I sure don't want to know one who takes their student career seriously. I don't have a college degree. I don't even have a job. But I know a good kid when I see one. Because they're ALL good kids, until dried-out, brain-dead skags like you drag them down and convince them they're no good. You so much as scowl at my niece, or any other kid in this school, and I hear about it, and I'm coming looking for you!" "Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam." John Candy - Uncle Buck. LOL
February 11, 20187 yr "My plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activities where balls fly at my nose"... "Well there goes your social life". Clueless. "My teacher tells me real beauty is on the inside". "That's just something ugly people say". Liar Liar
March 8, 20187 yr Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989) "The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty."
October 1, 20196 yr "McLovin? What kind of stupid name is that,Fogell? What are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?". Superbad (2007)
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