PeterGrey Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 The Bucket List (2007) - Edward Cole (played by Jack Nicholson): " Three things to remember when you get older: never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart. " lol Danny, Scotsman84, Capeguy and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max 2017 Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 Office worker: Hey, Fletcher, how's it hanging? Fletcher: Short, shrivelled, and always to the left. Busty woman in Elevator: Everybody's been real nice. Fletcher: Well, that's because you've got big jugs. I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze 'em. Mama! Liar Liar. King Hamlet, Scotsman84, Shaggy and 4 others 4 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conor Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 "I don't think I want to know a 6 year old that isn't a dreamer, or a sillyheart. And I sure don't want to know one who takes their student career seriously. I don't have a college degree. I don't even have a job. But I know a good kid when I see one. Because they're ALL good kids, until dried-out, brain-dead skags like you drag them down and convince them they're no good. You so much as scowl at my niece, or any other kid in this school, and I hear about it, and I'm coming looking for you!" "Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam." John Candy - Uncle Buck. Scotsman84, King Hamlet, Danny and 3 others 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StnCld316 Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 Melvin Udall: (Played by Jack Nicholson in As Good as it Gets (1997) People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch. Max 2017, Scotsman84 and Chucky 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max 2017 Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 "We've been going about this all wrong. This is Mr. Stay-Puffs' okay! He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble!" Ghostbusters Scotsman84 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max 2017 Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 "I had no idea you could milk a cat." "Oh yeah, you can milk anything with nipples." "I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?" Meet the Parents. Scotsman84 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotsman84 Posted February 8, 2018 Author Share Posted February 8, 2018 On 05/02/2018 at 6:39 PM, Conor said: "I don't think I want to know a 6 year old that isn't a dreamer, or a sillyheart. And I sure don't want to know one who takes their student career seriously. I don't have a college degree. I don't even have a job. But I know a good kid when I see one. Because they're ALL good kids, until dried-out, brain-dead skags like you drag them down and convince them they're no good. You so much as scowl at my niece, or any other kid in this school, and I hear about it, and I'm coming looking for you!" "Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam." John Candy - Uncle Buck. LOL Create an account to see this content! Sketch, Max 2017, Zander and 3 others 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max 2017 Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 "My plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activities where balls fly at my nose"... "Well there goes your social life". Clueless. "My teacher tells me real beauty is on the inside". "That's just something ugly people say". Liar Liar Scotsman84 and Scorpio 22 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StnCld316 Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 Happy Gilmore (1996) Bob Barker - "The price is wrong, bitch." Scotsman84 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StnCld316 Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989) "The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty." Scotsman84, King Hamlet, Danny and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotsman84 Posted March 8, 2018 Author Share Posted March 8, 2018 Create an account to see this content! Sketch, StnCld316, Scorpio 2.2 and 1 other 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotsman84 Posted March 8, 2018 Author Share Posted March 8, 2018 Create an account to see this content! King Hamlet, StnCld316, Danny and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotsman84 Posted March 8, 2018 Author Share Posted March 8, 2018 Create an account to see this content! Chucky, Wizard, Danny and 3 others 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zander Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son." - Animal House Scotsman84, King Hamlet and Wizard 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorpio 22 Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 "McLovin? What kind of stupid name is that,Fogell? What are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?". Superbad (2007) Scotsman84 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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