Shadow V

Crude

Immature

Unoriginal 

Lana&Robert are best of a bad bunch and more fun and interesting to watch compared to what we have now. New singles and couples are needed badly. 

Miserable old men still picking on young girls I see. Tut tut. 

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because she gets a frog in her throat at 69.

Why did dinosaurs have sex under water?

You try to keep five hundred pounds of pussy wet!

Why did the gay man think his lover was cheating on him?

He came home shit faced.

Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?

When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.

Why don't little girls fart?

Because they don't get assholes until they're married.

Blonde inventions:

1. The waterproof towel

2. Solar powered flashlight

3. Submarine screen door

4. A book on how to read

5. Inflatable dart board

6. A dictionary index

7. Ejector seat for a helicopter

8. Powdered water

9. Pedal powered wheel chair

10. Waterproof tea bag

There was a blonde, a brunette and a redhead that were going on vacation to a native island. The brunette brought a portable fridge with her. The redhead asked her, "Why are you carrying a fridge with you?" The brunette replies, "To keep all our food in." The redhead is carrying a shotgun with her. The brunette asks, "Why do you have that shotgun?" The redhead says, "Just incase we run out of food, we can kill something to eat." The blonde is carrying a car door with her. They both ask the blonde, "Why are you carrying a car door?" The blonde replies, "Just in case it gets too hot, I can roll the window down."

Omg Really!!! 

Spectrum - Florence and the Machine 

E.T - Katy Perry 

Roxanne - The Police 

On 8/4/2016 at 7:15 PM, Scotsman84 said:

Bootylicious.... Destiny's Child 

That your favourite!! 

On 6/10/2018 at 6:02 PM, Mydog123 said:

And the latest supposition from the chat speculation mongers is that sofie is going to the VHTV apartment in Miami. Of course it comes from the usual peeps. Lol

Being Sofie I'm sure most can guess who started that. 

On 5/7/2018 at 2:22 PM, Rudi said:

Don't blame you! Like looking after a group of 5 year olds 

5 year olds are more mature and behave better than some on chat do. 

Sounds like they have been a joy to watch 

Howling Bells 

Recession 

Lymphadenopathy 

Addicted to Love 

On ‎4‎/‎3‎/‎2018 at 1:21 PM, Capeguy said:

No.

Caught masturbating by a spouse/bf/gf before they knew you did that nefarious act? 

Yes, when younger by my mother

Been caught nude in a pool while on vacation?

Zara Larsson

X-Men: Days of Future Past

Whine

Bogdan, Linda and I

If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.

I was hoping to go for battle of wits but you appear to be unarmed.

Don't you get tired of putting on makeup on two faces every morning?

You're so fat you need chat codes to play Wii Fit.

Please, I could remove 99% of your 'beauty' with a tissue.