Danny

If we all liked the same would be a boring world.

The Bucket List (2007) -
Edward Cole (played by Jack Nicholson):
" Three things to remember when you get older: never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart. "
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RLC tenants doing what they do best. Shame they don't play with their pussies as much as they do with their phones, maybe a lot more would bother watching. Anyway can hear drink calling my name. Enjoy.
 

If there was a saggy boob competition my wife would beat everyone.
In fact, she would wipe the floor with them.
 
Girl: What colour are my eyes?
Guy: 36c.

Boy asks his new hot step mother, " What do you feed your baby? "
 
Step mother: " Milk and orange juice. "
 
Boy: " Which side is orange juice? "  

Q. What do you call the space between Pamela Andersons breasts?
A. Silicon Valley.
 
Q. Why did god give women boobs and nipples?
A. To make suckers out of men!
 
Q. What do you call the patch of hair between an old ladies tits?
A. Her snatch.
 

Q. What is the origin of the word " Boob "?
A. The " B " is the aerial view, the " oo " is the front view, the " b " is the side view.
 
Q. What do you call a woman who adds a third boob?
A. A chestnut.
 
Q. What did saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
A. " If we don't get some support here people are going to think were nuts. "
 
Q. What did the bra say to the hat?
A. You go on a head while i give these two a lift!

Two ladies were outside smoking one day when it started to rain.
One of the ladies took out a condom, cut off the tip, and put it over her cigarette.
The other lady said, " Hey, that's a good idea. What's that called?"
The lady responded, " It's a condom."
The other lady said, " Where can you get one of those?"
She said, " Oh, just about any grocery or drug store."
So, the next day, the lady went to a local drug store, went up to the cashier and said, " I need to get some condoms."
The cashier looked at her puzzled (because of her age) and said, " UH, what size?"
The lady responded, " Hmmm, one that would fit a camel."

A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
" You'll get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant.
" No, no no!" said the man. " I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife.
I've been trying to do that for years! "

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back in its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole."
The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. Its too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole." The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hairspray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. Then he puts it back into the hole.
The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hairspray, and runs into the house. 30 minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the little boy another five dollars,
The little boy says, "Grandfather, you already gave me five dollars.
The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your grandma."

"I don't think I want to know a 6 year old that isn't a dreamer, or a sillyheart. And I sure don't want to know one who takes their student career seriously. I don't have a college degree. I don't even have a job. But I know a good kid when I see one. Because they're ALL good kids, until dried-out, brain-dead skags like you drag them down and convince them they're no good. You so much as scowl at my niece, or any other kid in this school, and I hear about it, and I'm coming looking for you!"
"Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam."  John Candy - Uncle Buck.
 

Situation between the 3 of them is a joke and laughable. Masha sleeping on the sofa bed while Dasha and Sasha sleep in the bed wtf.
How long has this farce being going on?

Most are to busy with their hectic lives to take them down. 

Every time I watch this sport I wonder who is in more danger: fans or drivers. In some ways you have to be nuts to stand next to a roadway with no barriers as cars on the edge of the envelope hurtle past at those speeds. Surprised many fans are not killed every race. 

So when do the decorations come down, or are they left up 'till this Christmas?