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    Zander reacted to Mooka in Seeing things that aren't   
    I use to enjoy the Chat Box but lately I am stopping myself using it.  And the reason is quite simple, I enjoy being a member of this site.  I have a very low threshold for idiots (blame 3 decades in the military I guess) and it seems that some here can't help themselves and have to see things the rest of us don't.  A tenant has a friend over, yep they must be having an affair.  A tenant is on the phone, yep calling their lover.  A new tenant comes in (this is especially relevant to both girl's apartments), they must be either escorts or about ready to sleep with whomever is already there (which of course will create tension and an all out cat fight over the new girl).
     
    And these conspiracy theories would be nice, humorous stories if those telling them did get so upset if you dared to even ask for some iota of proof.  Yep he has seen it with his own eyes, he has PROOF (always stated like that), he has video (which never seems to either back up his outrageous story or can never be found).  And how dare someone query his wondrous detective skills, it is akin to questioning his manhood.
     
    Seriously, one of the attractions to RLC is the interaction between people, but most of it is innocent,  If the only way you can get enjoyment from the site is to first imagine something may be happening then have the overwhelming compulsion to tell the world, then get upset when no one take you seriously or questions your 'facts' maybe you need to step away from the computer and experience real life for a bit.
     
    I remember one member back when I first joined who was convinced that one of the women was having an affair.  His reasons: well the woman showered and put on nice clothes and went out, oh and she use to go out on the balcony to smoke and took her phone.  Yep that was the basis but in his mind that equated to the woman having a fully blown affair and boy did he go on about it, timings published when she would be on the phone, what she wore when going out, what time she would come home.  It would have been funny if the guy wasn't so serious and earnest about it, he could never understand why the rest of us didn't agree with him and laud him with platitudes for his wonderful investigative skills.
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    Zander got a reaction from Scotsman84 in Fan Page Kitty & Smith   
    Respect to Smithy as Kitty is a fucking asshole.
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    Zander reacted to Scotsman84 in need a laugh when rlc is dead #2   
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    Zander reacted to Scotsman84 in need a laugh when rlc is dead #2   
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    Zander reacted to Scotsman84 in need a laugh when rlc is dead #2   
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    Zander got a reaction from delta10 in One - Liner.   
    Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
    We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
    Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk.
    Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
     
     
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    Zander got a reaction from WhySoSerious? in Fan Page Emily   
    2 months and haven't seen anything remotely sexual from her, don't expect Emily or anyone else masturbating 10 times a day but the occasional shower and laying around looking at your phone is not good enough. Masturbating and having sex under covers they should be fined more than rewarded JMO.
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    Zander got a reaction from RUBBERMAN in The Chat Room!! #1   
    Some members know what they are doing and it's all about control. 
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    Zander got a reaction from WhySoSerious? in Old School.   
    Same positions just different apartment.
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    Zander got a reaction from Scorpio 22 in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1   
    Three women are debating about how wide their pussy are.
    The first one said, "When my husband and I have sex he puts his penis and his testicles in my pussy."
    The second one said, "Wooo when we are in bed my husband puts his hand and his arm in mine."
    It was the turn of the third women and she pointed to her pussy and said, "Jimmy, Jimmy come out, please."
     
    My colleague said to me, "I bet you can't see your dick when you look down in the shower."
    "No, just your daughter's head," I replied.
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    Zander got a reaction from Scorpio 22 in One - Liner.   
    Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
    We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
    Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk.
    Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
     
     
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    Zander got a reaction from Sketch in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1   
    Three women are debating about how wide their pussy are.
    The first one said, "When my husband and I have sex he puts his penis and his testicles in my pussy."
    The second one said, "Wooo when we are in bed my husband puts his hand and his arm in mine."
    It was the turn of the third women and she pointed to her pussy and said, "Jimmy, Jimmy come out, please."
     
    My colleague said to me, "I bet you can't see your dick when you look down in the shower."
    "No, just your daughter's head," I replied.
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    Zander reacted to One Eyed Willie in Who Will Win World Cup 2018?   
    Some interesting games.                                            Quarter - finals.                                  Semi - finals.
    France 4 vs Argentina 3                                              Uruguay 0 vs France 2.                     France 1 vs Belgium 0
    Uruguay 2 vs Portugal 1                                              Brazil 1 vs Belgium 2                        England 1 vs Croatia 2
    Spain 1 vs Russia 1 (3-4 pens)                                    Sweden 0 vs England 2
    Croatia 1 vs Denmark 1 (3-2 pens)                              Russia 2 vs Croatia 2 (3-4 pens)
    Brazil 2 vs Mexico 0
    Belgium 3 vs Japan 2                                                   Third place play-off.                           Final.
    Sweden 1 vs Switzerland 0.                                         Belgium 2 vs England 0                           France 4 vs Croatia 2
    Colombia 1 vs England 1 (3-4 pens)
     
    Well done France.
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    Zander reacted to RUBBERMAN in Masha and Sasha Fan Page   
    Lets hope she starts putting on weight to cover those bones!!!   she still looks like a crack and meith user to me....so does Masha....they both looks nasty to touch...or screw.
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    Zander reacted to Danny in The Chat Room!! #1   
    Certain members even think they own the chat/forum and get upset when they are not centre of attention.
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    Zander got a reaction from Danny in The Chat Room!! #1   
    Some members know what they are doing and it's all about control. 
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    Zander got a reaction from RUBBERMAN in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1   
    Three women are debating about how wide their pussy are.
    The first one said, "When my husband and I have sex he puts his penis and his testicles in my pussy."
    The second one said, "Wooo when we are in bed my husband puts his hand and his arm in mine."
    It was the turn of the third women and she pointed to her pussy and said, "Jimmy, Jimmy come out, please."
     
    My colleague said to me, "I bet you can't see your dick when you look down in the shower."
    "No, just your daughter's head," I replied.
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    Zander got a reaction from Rudi in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1   
    "Mommy, Mommy... did you know that nurses can come apart..?"
    "Well..no. What makes you say that..?"
    "Because the other night, I overheard Daddy say that he screwed the ass off of a nurse...!"
     
    Success is like pregnancy.
    Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.
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    Zander got a reaction from Rudi in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1   
    Three women are debating about how wide their pussy are.
    The first one said, "When my husband and I have sex he puts his penis and his testicles in my pussy."
    The second one said, "Wooo when we are in bed my husband puts his hand and his arm in mine."
    It was the turn of the third women and she pointed to her pussy and said, "Jimmy, Jimmy come out, please."
     
    My colleague said to me, "I bet you can't see your dick when you look down in the shower."
    "No, just your daughter's head," I replied.
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    Zander got a reaction from Scotsman84 in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1   
    "Mommy, Mommy... did you know that nurses can come apart..?"
    "Well..no. What makes you say that..?"
    "Because the other night, I overheard Daddy say that he screwed the ass off of a nurse...!"
     
    Success is like pregnancy.
    Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.
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    Zander got a reaction from Scotsman84 in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1   
    Three women are debating about how wide their pussy are.
    The first one said, "When my husband and I have sex he puts his penis and his testicles in my pussy."
    The second one said, "Wooo when we are in bed my husband puts his hand and his arm in mine."
    It was the turn of the third women and she pointed to her pussy and said, "Jimmy, Jimmy come out, please."
     
    My colleague said to me, "I bet you can't see your dick when you look down in the shower."
    "No, just your daughter's head," I replied.
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    Zander got a reaction from Johnny in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1   
    "Mommy, Mommy... did you know that nurses can come apart..?"
    "Well..no. What makes you say that..?"
    "Because the other night, I overheard Daddy say that he screwed the ass off of a nurse...!"
     
    Success is like pregnancy.
    Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.
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    Zander got a reaction from Johnny in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1   
    Three women are debating about how wide their pussy are.
    The first one said, "When my husband and I have sex he puts his penis and his testicles in my pussy."
    The second one said, "Wooo when we are in bed my husband puts his hand and his arm in mine."
    It was the turn of the third women and she pointed to her pussy and said, "Jimmy, Jimmy come out, please."
     
    My colleague said to me, "I bet you can't see your dick when you look down in the shower."
    "No, just your daughter's head," I replied.
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    Zander got a reaction from Bandit in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1   
    "Mommy, Mommy... did you know that nurses can come apart..?"
    "Well..no. What makes you say that..?"
    "Because the other night, I overheard Daddy say that he screwed the ass off of a nurse...!"
     
    Success is like pregnancy.
    Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.
  25. Like
    Zander got a reaction from Bandit in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1   
    Three women are debating about how wide their pussy are.
    The first one said, "When my husband and I have sex he puts his penis and his testicles in my pussy."
    The second one said, "Wooo when we are in bed my husband puts his hand and his arm in mine."
    It was the turn of the third women and she pointed to her pussy and said, "Jimmy, Jimmy come out, please."
     
    My colleague said to me, "I bet you can't see your dick when you look down in the shower."
    "No, just your daughter's head," I replied.
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