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Ban drink & drugs then see how interesting they become lol. 

Called giving ones opinion. More to RLCF than just RLC. 

....But the most watched and frothed over. Speaks volumes doesn't it.
The equivalent of a manufactured boy/girl band always being at number one in the charts. Dire.

The 3 most staged and unreal apartments on the site. 

Here is something to think about for the Chatters and Chat defenders. So much is said that all the hate is mostly from members that have never been on. Which I think you'll find is crap. Also what about all the others that still visit the forum and were regular chatters 4/5 years ago, why don't they still chat?? 

Queen of boring and being fake. Her shows are like Paul's underwear, full of shit and haven't changed in years. 

Porn camera show sites. Rarely see much from any sites that are not staged and set-up for financial purposes. Over the top body movement, moaning and facial expressions are also getting more and more laughable. Wouldn't take up acting or give up their day jobs. 

Queen of boring and being fake. Her shows are like Paul's underwear, full of shit and haven't changed in years. 

So many forget about that when they are porn watchers, then act like their dads and want RLC to do something about it. Talk about being fucked up. 
Basically fine with it as long as something comes out of it and get their money's worth. 

If any of you don't think drugs and alcohol is not part of Real Life these days, you are kidding yourselves. Just remember what was consumed when most of your shows were performed.

Queen of boring and being fake. Her shows are like Paul's underwear, full of shit and haven't changed in years. 

Here is something to think about for the Chatters and Chat defenders. So much is said that all the hate is mostly from members that have never been on. Which I think you'll find is crap. Also what about all the others that still visit the forum and were regular chatters 4/5 years ago, why don't they still chat?? 

Karen was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband Peter. Suddenly, Peter burst into the kitchen.
"Be careful" he said "Karen be careful! Put in some more butter! Jesus Christ! You're cooking too many at once. Too many! Turn eggs! Turn eggs now! We need more butter. Oh my Gosh! Where are we going to get more butter? They're going to stick! Careful woman careful! I said be careful! You never listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn eggs again! Hurry up! Are you kidding? You are really crazy. Have you lost your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Where is the salt? Use the salt. Use the salt! The salt!"
Karen, unbelievably, stared at her husband. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
Peter calmly replied "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving car".

A guy is browsing in a pet shop, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. 
The guy says aloud "Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot...?" The parrot says "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot".
"Holy crap" the guy replies "You actually understood and answered me!" "I got every word" says the parrot "I happen to be a highly intelligent, and a thoroughly educated bird"
"Oh yeah?" the guy asks. "Then answer this, how do you hang onto your perch, without any feet?" "Well" the parrot says "this is very embarrassing, but since you asked, I wrap my weenie around this wooden bar, like a little hook. You can't see it, because of my feathers".
"Wow" says the guy. "You really can understand, and can speak English, can't you...?" "Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any topic, politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy. I'm especially good at ornithology. You really ought to buy me, I'd be a great companion".
The guy looks at the $200.00 price tag. 
"Sorry, but I just can't afford that".
"Pssssssst" says the parrot "I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody wants me, cause I don't have any feet. You can probably get me for $20, just make the guy an offer!"
The guy offers $20, and walks out with the parrot.
Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational.
He has a great sense of humour, he's interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, he sympathises and he's insightful. 
The guy is delighted.
One day the guy comes home from work, and the parrot goes "Psssssssssssst" and motions him over with one wing. "I don't know if I should tell you this or not, but it's about your wife, and the postman".
"What are you talking about?" asks the guy. "When he delivered a package today, your wife greeted him at the door... in a sheer black nightie".
"WHAT???" the guy asks incredulously. "THEN what happened?"
"Well, he came into the house, and lifted up her nightie, and began petting her all over" reported the parrot.
"NO!" he exclaims "and she let him?" "Yes. 
Then he continued taking off the nightie, got down on his knees, and began to kiss her all over".
Then the frantic guy demands "THEN WHAT HAPPENED!?" "DUNNO! I got an erection, and fell off my perch!"

My wife is pissed that our beautiful neighbour is sunbathing nude in her garden.
Personally, I'm on the fence.
 
Two bananas are sunbathing by the river and along comes a turd floating down the river. The turd shouts out to the two bananas and says, "Hey guys, you should jump in, it's nice and warm!" One banana turns to the other and says, "Do you believe that shit?" 
 
Sunbathing on the beach, the wife came up to me and asked what I though of her flip flops?
Bloody horrible I said, "Put your bikini top back on". 

And what difference is that going to make. Would a Chat Moderator not have been a better option!! Time will tell if it was a smart idea. 

And what difference is that going to make. Would a Chat Moderator not have been a better option!! Time will tell if it was a smart idea. 

Some of you certainly have a vivid imagination, especially when it comes to the females and any other female they come in contact with. 

Shocked it's still online. The worst it has been for many years. Even early days with 6-8 apartments there was more action and things to discuss. How the mighty have fallen. 

Still full of shit I see. If Leora&Paul and Nina&Kira do end up being tenants at VHtv they will do fine. Makes you laugh that some think they will struggle because it's more of a porn site compared to RLC. 

Still full of shit I see. If Leora&Paul and Nina&Kira do end up being tenants at VHtv they will do fine. Makes you laugh that some think they will struggle because it's more of a porn site compared to RLC.