Vaz

Attacking the pink fortress
Giving the dog a bone
Going balls deep
Laying pipe 
Porking 
 

Training Day 

I told my blonde friend this joke:
There were 3 blondes walking on a track.
The first said they were goat tracks.
Second said they were horse tracks.
The third was sure they were cow tracks.
Then they were hit by a train.
 
My friend asked, "So what tracks were they?"
 

A truck driver was driving between towns on a country road when he spotted a gorgeous blonde hitchhiking. He stopped without hesitation and she climbed into the cab showing mountains of cleavage. Two miles further down the road, he got a flat, pulled over to the side of the road to inspect the tire. He was fiddling around with the wheel, when the blonde opened the window and shouted down, "Do you need a screwdriver?" The driver replied, all smiles "Might as well. I can't get this fucking hub cap off."

A man is sitting on his porch when he notices two blondes working down the road. They both have shovels. One of them digs a hole and the other immediately fills it in. The man watches them for a few hours and finally approaches them, "You ladies look like you're working hard. But I'm not sure what you are trying to accomplish."
One of the blondes replies, "Well, there's usually three of us, but the one that plants the trees is sick."

These two are a complete joke and waste of an apartment. Time to throw their asses out and get a proper couple in there place. 

If they have friends over and Asia is away off camera or away with a guy for more than she should, some will say sucked him off, got fingered or fucked and only they could see and hear. That is RLCF.

Unreal what certain members come out with. 
 

A few trucks short of a convoy
About as bright as a burnt out 20 watt light bulb
As much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory
Body by God, Brain by Mattel
Got a mind like a steel trap... Rusted shut
Like a pair of children's scissors, bright and colourful, but not too sharp

A few trucks short of a convoy
About as bright as a burnt out 20 watt light bulb
As much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory
Body by God, Brain by Mattel
Got a mind like a steel trap... Rusted shut
Like a pair of children's scissors, bright and colourful, but not too sharp

According to some Real Life is what's happening now, and people that have always wanted it should be happy. That coming from "Voyeurs" that subscribe to watch staged performances. Go figure! 

Would it no have been better to set them up in an apartment of their own (Shit topic related to RLC) how stupid of me to even mention something so logical. Even funnier some actually think something will happen between the four of them lol. 

Obviously RLC is trying to bring on more tenants or contestants for their game show without having to buy/rent more apartments. Is money that tight? Their selection process is brutal since they will take anyone or anything. Perhaps it is true - they have no tenants waiting in the wings. Not even homeless people want a free ride with RLC but some drug addicts or spouse abusers will give it a go. Is RLC attempting to get gang bangers just like VHTV? RLC has become nothing but a daily soap opera - you think.

RLC showing once more they don't have a fucking clue. Unless you have couples that are swingers or are comfortable around one another, shared apartments are a fucking waste of time. Unbelievable.

What's the most sensitive part of someone's anatomy when they are masturbating? Their ears.
 
My woman told me she would never masturbate when she was on her period. But I caught her red-handed!
 
After my roommate caught me jerking off in her bathroom, she asked. "Do you come here often?"
 
Why is dating like fishing? There's plenty fish in the sea. But until you catch one, you're just stuck holding your rod.

You have to go through here first though - 

Could have let me know sooner lads. LOL @StnCld316, @dougiestyle4u