Scotsman84
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Water.
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Cousin Vicki: I'm going steady, and I french kiss. Audrey Griswold: So? Everybody does that. Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but daddy says I'm the best at it. Vacation ( 1983 )
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Rachel Hunter.
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Support.
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Zodiac.
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Year of the Dragon.
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Gynaecologist.
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Roughcaster.
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Yes. LOL Do you smoke?
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Caller.
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Surfing. Buried or Cremated?
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Aye those were the days
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L++K+ A++0+ ++M++ J+++A ++S++++
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I know fucked up the other one I tried to do. LOL
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How many past & present tenants can you name? MAAL NROA ELNLY AFMI SLUANR MEDID YASNO ORELA RESH DINAL AYTA DOGBAN.
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Welcome anyway.
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Fresh meat is always a treat but time will tell.
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A man goes to a restaurant and is seated by an extremely hot waitress. When she asks him for his order he replies, " I'll have a quickie." The waitress storms off angry. After she regains composure she comes back and asks him once again what he would like. " He replies, " All I want is a quickie." She can't control herself this time and she slaps him. A man sitting near him leans over and whispers, " Sir, I think it's pronounced ' Quiche' ".
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What gets bigger every time you watch your neighbour's wife undress? The restraining order! What's the difference between lesbians and children? Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.
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A little boy catches his dad looking at porn and asks him, " Dad, what's that between the guys legs? " The father says, " That's his third leg." Then the little boy asks, " What about that lady? " The father says, " That's her second mouth." The little boy thinks for a while and says, " Is that why guys walk so fast and women talk so much? "
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Three woman are sitting and talking about the best soda pop based nicknames for their boyfriends. One girl says, " My boyfriend is like 7-up because he can keep it up all week." The next girl says, " Oh yeah? My boyfriend is like Mountain Dew because he can do me on top of my mountains any day." The last woman says, " You can call my boyfriend Jack Daniels." Another girl protests, " You have to compare him to a pop. That's a hard liquor." The last girl replies with a wink " Exactly."
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Fan Page for Julia and Eric
Scotsman84 replied to StnCld316's topic in Julia & Eric (12/31/16 - 02/04/19)
Swap them . Let Eric smash the fuck outta Maya, can't see many watching Brains and Julia tho. -
Fan Page for Julia and Eric
Scotsman84 replied to StnCld316's topic in Julia & Eric (12/31/16 - 02/04/19)
That is closer than Eric ever gets. LOL -
Only been a few weeks roughly.
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Wouldn't surprise me, I'm sure there must be loads of women lined up outside the apartment for such a stud. LOL
