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No fruit or veg is safe. LOL

Now I know why corn fests are so popular. Now I have a craving for corn on the cob - mmmmm.

Dumbass.. lol

Let's just say that you in the grocery store looking to buy an English cucumber and a nice pretty woman (young or mature) is beside you also reaching for one.
   Are you so bold as to look her in the eye with a horny devious smile and ask:
- "do you come here often?" (in reference to her replenishing her sex toys) - hehe
- "are you a vegetarian or do you also like meat (in reference to cock)?" - hehe
- "would you recommend these longer English cucumbers compared to the much shorter fatter ones such as the regular garden cucumber (more girth or thicker cock)?" - hehe
- "are these better with the skin left on or peeled off ? (in reference to foreskin)" - hehe
- "is zucchini much different than these long cucumbers? (they are wider at the bottom and skinnier at the top)"
- "have you ever heard of French cucumbers? (in reference to deep throat French kissing) - hehe"
- "have you ever tried mixing Pringles with cucumbers? (in reference to Jessica's use of Pringles)
      Perhaps I should avoid grocery stores - you think. Am I a fake pervert or a real pervert?

She yells, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight, you pig!"
Everyone in the bar stops and stares.
Completely embarrassed, the guy slinks back to his table with a red face.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologises.
She smiles and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. I'm a graduate student in psychology, and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing public situations."
To which the guy responds as loudly as possible, "What do you mean $200 for a BJ?"

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps a towel around herself and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.
Before she says a word, Bob says, " I'll give you $800 to drop that towel."
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
After few seconds, Bob hands her the $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, " Who was that?"
" It was Bob the next-door neighbour," she replies.
" Great," the husband says, " did he say anything about the $800 he owes me? "
 
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Nice hit.

Its okay honey, we are totally far enough away from anything to happen! Dear, you are an idiot!

Very funny sometimes  

Surprise!    Angie kicked back the duvet and fingered the puss - a side to side fast motion using one finger only
A pause, and the duvet crept a little up, so not such a clear view, but now it seemed her fingers were thrusting in and out, her face looked concentrating
............... she heard a noise outside the door, covered up quickly, and in came the other two
They sat on the bed alongside her, and one may have been making finger movements much as to say this is the technique I use
I've never got the hang of these three - they never do much worth watching, and I hardly know who's who
But perhaps Management has said step up the action, so Angie tried for us this morning and the other two had been watching on their phones
Once interrupted Angie couldn't get the mood back so went to sleep; and the other two went back to watching television
Its a start, but those girls need a poke in the bum
 

When I woke up this morning, I found Sonya (drunk) talking to a new dude by the front-door. It went back and forth and ended in what I understood that she wanted him to wait by the door while she took a dump lol. He was standing there for over 5 minutes, and after some more time he knocked on the toilet door. I think she had fallen asleep in there but finally came out with her zip open lol. She guided him into the BR where she took off most of her clothes and went to bed. I think she fell asleep again lol. I saw him with his pants down on his knees but then stoped. A few minutes later he came out and went to the door. She came running after him, they hugged and he spanked her lightly on her butt and left out in the dark night.
What happened in the BR I can just imagine by the blur pics, but chat was going crazy - "Oh no, he's gonna rape her! I hope rlc will call the police!" lol No need for drama chatters, he was one of the good guys. He understood the situation and left, even tho he was horny.

So many to choose from. Alberto is quite lazy and it's showing. 

Why you should never walk and text. LOL

Sharon showing her skills.

Why join RLC if you are going to masturbate and have sex under covers???

Just a group that "think" they know what is going on and what will happen next and actually don't know shit. Yes we can all guess and make things up but it's complete waste of time.
20 people online the other day and only 5 were chatting - That tells you something.

Just a group that "think" they know what is going on and what will happen next and actually don't know shit. Yes we can all guess and make things up but it's complete waste of time.
20 people online the other day and only 5 were chatting - That tells you something.