Zander
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Zander reacted to Scotsman84 in One - Liner.
I don't trust Joggers. They're always the ones that find the dead bodies.. Just sayin.
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Zander reacted to Shaggy in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
A neighbour comes to Mr Myler and says, "Your dog bit my mother in law!"
Mr Myler is horrified and apologizes, adding sadly, "You'll probably be wanting financial recompense, won't you?"
"Absolutely not!" smiles the neighbour, "I'd love to buy the dog!"
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Zander reacted to Shadow V in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 am.
The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies, "How am I supposed to know? we're 200 miles inland!" and hangs up.
Her husband rolls over and asks, "Sweetheart, who was that?"
I don't know, some dumb bitch asking if the coast is clear."
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Zander got a reaction from King Hamlet in SPREAD legs
Spreading her legs was the only thing she had to offer. Finally realised there were things called sex toys and has done some good shows but the sex with her and Eric is quite poor and never looks like she enjoys it.
Not the best couple but not the worse either.
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Zander got a reaction from Sketch in SPREAD legs
Spreading her legs was the only thing she had to offer. Finally realised there were things called sex toys and has done some good shows but the sex with her and Eric is quite poor and never looks like she enjoys it.
Not the best couple but not the worse either.
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Zander got a reaction from dougiestyle4u in SPREAD legs
Spreading her legs was the only thing she had to offer. Finally realised there were things called sex toys and has done some good shows but the sex with her and Eric is quite poor and never looks like she enjoys it.
Not the best couple but not the worse either.
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Zander reacted to dougiestyle4u in SPREAD legs
I think Julia has learned off Leora and optimizes the camera position to tease viewers.
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Zander reacted to RUBBERMAN in Masha and Sasha Fan Page
With these three, it looked like another episode of "DUMB AND DUMBER"...lol Masha's scripted plays are such a faiure they are so sad to watch...lol surely she wanted it to look like Sasha was having sex with Dasha...."either one of them couldn't remember their lines"...lol I think Dasha's is going to have to start giving it up soon or get kicked out....all of the rehearsals went out the door for the plans last night....lol I think all three needs to go on "FEAR FACTOR" because they well do anything for a view!!!!!
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Zander reacted to Shadow V in Masha and Sasha Fan Page
Some will do anything for money and views.
Do not exchange your dignity for popularity.
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Zander reacted to Harry1949 in Linda's Body
Not sure how you separate these things. Gorgeous woman. Nice full natural breasts, and ass that Tibor just loves to grab and hold onto. And he loves to cum on top of it.