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On ‎2018‎-‎03‎-‎20 at 9:59 AM, Zander said:

Problem is some still are watching and I'm sure praying that it happens and so they keep doing what they are doing for as long as possible.

Three robbers break into a bank, but when they open the safe, they find only boxes. One robber opens a box and finds cups full of yogurt. "We didn't find any money, but we got something to eat," he tells his partners. They eat their fill and leave.

The next morning's newspaper headline reads, "World's Largest Sperm Bank Robbed."

One day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking his cigarettes. Little Johnny asked, "Grandpa, can I smoke some of your cigarettes?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No", said Little Johnny. His grandpa replied, "Then you're not old enough."

The next day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa drinking beer. He asked, "Grandpa, can I drink some of your beer?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No" said Little Johnny. "Then you're not old enough." his grandpa replied.

The next day, Little Johnny was eating cookies. His grandpa asked, "Can I have some of your cookies?" Little Johnny replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" His grandpa replied, "It most certainly can!" Little Johnny replied, "Then go fuck yourself.

Little Johnny comes home from Sunday School with a black eye.

His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?"

"But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That's when she hit me!" "Johnny," the father said. "You don't do those kind of things to women."

Sure enough, the very next Sunday Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue. Johnny's father said, "Johnny, I thought we had a talk!"

"But Dad," Johnny said, "It wasn't my fault. There we were in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her butt. Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out. Now I know she doesn't like this, so I pushed it back in!"

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT FUCKING THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"        The Teacher Fainted.

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Is there a Continuing RLC Chapter for Kitty and Smith or is it the End of the Line.

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Stifler has now moved in.

3 hours ago, RUBBERMAN said:

Yes Julia loves to spread those legs of hers...but I think that the rabbit is the star of the apartment...he's down there more then Eric.  Don't get me wrong, I do love watching her sexy balled beaver, I just wished she'd do more with it...then once a month.

One would think after her New Found Pleasure with the Toy that she'd be doing it more often.

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18 hours ago, Lollo87 said:

very Boring couple! 

There is some excitement with them.  You just have to be watching at the right time.

Just now, RUBBERMAN said:

Now that Amina and Nil has bought them self's a free ticket and meal with a temporary apartment with RLC, I wonder if they are going to be able to win an apartment next?  We all know by now they both are good in bed and somewhat creative "kinky" and I have to admit "Amina is sexy" too.  I waiting to see how many cock blockers they have come in an sleep over weekly.  I think there temporary apartment might also be a good place for B1's girls to come and get some "rest and relaxation" away from the other girls, or bring "there studs" too.  "I could be wrong"...LOL

They'll likely be here a Month.  

10 hours ago, delta10 said:

They seem to be homeless. A few hours after leaving the apartment they appeared together at N&B's.

Separately and at different times they both left for a day or so but now both are back at N&B's again.

Maybe once RLC gets Stesha & Marco's Vacated Apartment done Mira & Kai could possibly be going there.

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The Twilight Zone 

1 hour ago, brett1241 said:

Does anyone know why Mira and Kai left or where, they were one of my favorite couples. Is there any chance of them coming back in a permanent apartment?

They returned back to St. Petersburg, Russia.  Last seen at Nelly & Bogdan's Apartment.  If RLC is going to offer them in an Apartment it will most likely be in St. Petersburg.

Stesha & Marco's place became Vacant recently. As soon as RLC gets the place fixed up they just might end up there.

Lily & Noah have left the VHTV Project.  The Apartment is now Archived.

Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989)

"The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty."