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I was wondering what the powers that be might say to the tenants if they are continuing their contracts or ending them.

Dear, (insert name here)

We are pleased to inform you that your contract with us has been extended.
This is due to your viewing figures which have been through the roof. We have also been trolling the 'fan sites' and they love you.
Your, (delete where applicable) Nudity, Killer body, Great Tits, Legs to die for, naked yoga, provocative dancing, sexual habits, kinky stuff & creative use of fruit & veg, have made you a internet sensation!
However due to the above behaviour, our staff can no longer watch you as we are too busy searching the internet for video captures of you performances and nuke-ing them.
We will be in touch with the new scripts soon, keep up the good work!

Thank you so much!

For & on behalf of......yada yada....
D.Roppabollock.

Dear, (insert name here)

We are sorry to inform you that your contract with us will be terminated on (insert date here)
This is due to various factors, mainly due to your viewing figures sinking faster than a lump of concrete.
We are also aware of the negative feedback we have seen on the 'fan sites',and let us be quite frank about this,they hate you.
Your, (delete where applicable) lack of Nudity, Saggy arse, Plastic Tits, Sex life of a Nun, awful dancing, singing that sounds like foxes mating, kinky stuff, that is,well....lets face it just wrong & creative use of fruit & veg, are just some of  the contributory factors in us terminating your contract.
We would be grateful if you could pack up your shite as soon as possible,including all of your mobile phones,laptops & other mobile devices and 'get tae f**k' ! ( no I don't know either,ask Scotsman84 ?)
Also according to our records you have exceeded the monthly usage allowance of our internet service provider's tariff, which takes some doing to be honest, but you owe us €1250.00 We expect payment of this as soon as possible.

Thank you & get stuffed,

For & on behalf of......yada yada....
D.Roppabollock.

The person in charge of making up names has run out of ideas. ' Sia '...ffs!

Who next Miley & Borat ?

Talking of the Police.
 This is from GTA V.

I really think that it makes this site look cheap & nasty, I hate it!

Slightly off topic. Where has the K & S Fan Page gone?

Oooh thank you Master! I've tried before and came to the conclusion that I will have to remove some vertabrae first!

This afternoon I saw A & D play fighting,kissing & cuddles etc. They looked fine to me.

It seems only right & proper to join in with this love-fest,in a desperate pre-emptive act to make sure I don't get banned.

What with the ever changing personnel at the B1 & B2 apartments, (the revolving door policy) and for the benefit of folks who have been absent from the forum for more than half an hour.

Would it be possible to put a passport size photo of the girl next to their names,so we had a clue who was who, and who the hell anyone was talking about?

Also this could be extended to the numerous guests that turn up. The guest would have to be present for more than 24 hours.

A nice bit of afternoon delight. Including postcoital check of phone.

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It's that look she gave straight down the camera lens. Oooooooh!

I would love to see the late night 'Usual suspects' crew return again. But like them I'm am guilty of being AWOL/MIA for my own reasons which I won't go into here as there is no point as a lot of water has passed under that bridge. I know that the females were encouraged to start there own page, but it never happened. However,personally I wanted the female members to be included in the banter & not separated or marginalised. And as you said, Alittle & Teacups could hold there own (no pun intended), and good luck to you if you got 'cute ' with either of them!

Really great to see Elisa return. One of the better Barca girls. So the all rumours about the 40 year old boyfriend were true.

I was just thinking about the four-some, to be honest it's been difficult to get it out of my head.

However it is a good job that Masha does all the Yoga & is so supple, otherwise Top Knot might have snapped her spine....Lucky Bast..........!

And another great member of the forum walks away.......what a fkin' shame.

Agree with Rubberman on this one. I used to be interested in this apartment because of the relationships of the people involved,but mainly for SugarBonnie. For me the time has come and these two need to go.

If I was in charge of RLC, which thank fk I'm not, I would have left the links up.

The amount of potential customers those videos could have suckered into signing up,folks who may have thought that RLC was a shag-fest & like this all the time,of course we know different. Another short sighted move by the RLC management.

Should've gone to Specsavers.

Quite honestly, the best thing i have seen on rlc. This will take some beating! Gauntlet well and truly thrown down.

Kirsty Gallacher (om nom nom nom nom)

Happy Birthday Debbie!

5 gallons? It'll be an awkward funeral when they have to drill a hole for the coffin lid to close.

 

Happy Birthday Debbie 

Not only that but it will take the undertaker's three days to get the smile off his face!

Interesting topic Shaka, I immediately thought, Why do birds suddenly appear,every time you are near?
And that set me off on one.......again!
Various song titles sprung to mind that could be attributed to the RLC tenants etc. ( This one could run & run ....if anyone is still here?)

When it comes to all the male tenants or Kami's bear. = 'Why can't I be you'?   The Cure

Dasha & Dermid? = 'Why do fools fall in love'? Frankie Lymon & the Teenagers

Kami & Kristy? = 'Why can't this be Love' Van Halen

Carla and Mario? =  'Why Can't we live together.' Timmy Thomas.

Lev and the alleged assault(s)? = 'Why did you do it.' Stretch

Nina & Kira? = 'Why do lovers break each others hearts'? Showaddywaddy

Leora & Paul?  = 'Why do you love me'. Garbage.

The Girls Apt and the manipulation of it? = 'Why, oh why, oh why'. Gilbert O'Sullivan

next !.................................?
 

Ok I've stopped banging my head against the wall now & feel a lot better.

What is the matter with him?

Clearly he finds more fun with a games machine. Now I enjoy a good game session, but versus Zoya? No contest.

Most of us would sell a kidney to get anywhere near Zoya, but this twat..........I give up?

I would have to choose Nelly. This woman could wear a refuse sack & still make it look classy!

What a brilliant idea !

Although I must admit my first thought was 'scam'. (cynical.....moi? ) 

If it works like they suggest in the video they will make $Billions.

The 'learn a foreign language' industry will be bankrupt & translators will all be unemployed.

However the cynical side of me wonders how it would cope with the use of Slang for instance? Also regional variations, there is a lot of differences between UK English & American English. Or even the inflections used in North UK & South UK or even between regions of Spain.

This story did remind me of a song. Ian Dury. 'There aint' half been some clever bastards.'

It seems that every time I comment on a couple's 'love' for each other it goes horribly wrong? First C & M and now A & D ?

I hope they are ok and it's one of life's humps in the road and nothing more. But then again 'real life', stuff happens.

But I agree with Shaka, something is wrong?