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HungDaddy got a reaction from Danny in if you had the chance
You would be missing out on a good thing if you turn down a 70 year old....go look at Raquel Welch, or Ann Margaret, or Sophia Loren, all over 70..... I would do them with one arm tied behind my back.....experienced and knowledgeable....you would think twice about that 18 year old !!! Them MILFs would want to do it slowly, kissing, caressing, massaging, and licking...... try to get that out of a college student or someone you met in a bar. Especially Asian women, grandmas look like young mothers with bodies of models !!!! So, if all you crave is - wham, bam, thank you mam....then stick to the youngsters....and leave the WOMEN to us men who don't look at age as a requirement for a good loving !!!!! A 70 year old pussy is just as hairy or shaved, or as wet, slippery, and tight as a young girls, and this woman will be much more appreciative of you doing her all night long....and she may teach you something !!!! Try it. you'll like it !!!!
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HungDaddy reacted to mikeusa in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom. He runs in and his grandma was about to take a shower. He looks at her crotch and says, “Whats that?” She says, “Well, it's a beaver, Johnny.”
The next day the same thing happens, only his mom is taking the shower. He says, “Mom I know what that is. It's a beaver, but I think grandma's is dead because it's tongue is hanging out.”
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HungDaddy reacted to Max 2017 in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
Standing At The Bar At An International Airport..
when this small Chinese guy walks in, stands next to me, and starts drinking a beer. I asked him, " Do you know any of those martial arts things like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu? " He says " No, why the fuck you ask me that? Is it because I am Chinese? " " No", I said, " It's because you're drinking my beer, you little prick. "
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HungDaddy got a reaction from texl01 in Fan Page Taya & Will
OK ... we will split the difference on the stroke length to 5 inches, the average ...... so here we go : >
5 inches in, and 5 inches out = 10 inches a stroke - - 125 strokes till you cum (per sex session) at 10 inches per stroke equals 12,500 inches per sex session. Since there are 63,360 inches in a mile, dividing by 10 equals 6,336 inches per 1/10th of a mile. If you have 3 sex sessions a week at 12,500 inches per session, it will equal 37,500 inches per week ÷ 6,336 inches per 1/10th of a mile, equating to 5.9 tenths of a mile, or just over a ½ mile per week, times 52 weeks, equals 26 miles per year you stoked that pussy !!! If you started your fucking sessions at age 16 and kept banging them cunts till age 75, that is 59 years of screwing that joy hole - - meaning that you have banged 1,534 miles of sweet poontang in your lifetime !!!!!! Try dragging your dick on the road for them amount of miles and see what's left of it !!!!!
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HungDaddy got a reaction from toolmaker123 in Fan Page Taya & Will
Now that's what I call "hammering" a pussy...showing it no mercy...it takes a beating and keeps on bleeding....you'll never wear it out !!! Let's do the math - you pound that beaver 3 times a week, with an average of 125 strokes till you blow your load.... 3 times 125 = 375 strokes in and out a week.....times 4 weeks is 1,500 strokes in and out a month....at 12 months = 18,000 strokes in and out each year. You are together for 8 years till you break up, so that amounts to 144,000 strokes in and out !!!! Don't you wish your tires were made of pussy, you would get 1 million miles out of them Michelins !!!!!! That coochie is certainly magical and immortal !!!!!!!!!!
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HungDaddy reacted to toolmaker123 in Thank you Mods
A guy walks into a bar and sees a dog lying in the corner licking his balls. He turns to the bartender and says, “Boy, I wish I could do that.”
The Bartender replies, “You’d better pet him first.”
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HungDaddy reacted to Scotsman84 in Mr. Men & Little Miss RLC Characters.
Mr. Lazy.. Stepan
Mr. Grumpy.. Demid
Mr. Nosey.. Paul
Little Miss Sunshine.. Nelly
Little Miss Naughty.. Masha
Little Miss Busy.. Zoya
Just a Laugh I'm sure use have your own.. Lol
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HungDaddy reacted to ShaKa ZuLu Forum VJ in American Girls VS. Ukrainian Girls
American girl: “What do you do?”
Ukrainian girl: “Why are you in Ukraine?”
American: Asks you to buy a drink
Ukrainian: Expects you to buy a drink
American: Flip flops because they’re comfortable
Ukrainian: High heels because men like them
American: 20 pounds overweight
Ukrainian: 5 pounds underweight
American: Looking for a stable career
Ukrainian: Looking for a stable husband
American: Won’t shut up
Ukrainian: Won’t open up
American: Hates makeup
Ukrainian: Qualified to be a makeup artist
American: Fake attitude
Ukrainian: Fake nails, eyelashes, and sometimes eyebrows
American: Obsessed with celebrities
Ukrainian: Obsessed with money
American: Bang in three hours
Ukrainian: Bang in three dates
American: Knows how to heat chicken nuggets
Ukrainian: Knows how to cook meals passed on from her grandmother
American: Has bulky dimensions like an Australian rugby player
Ukrainian: Has petite dimensions like a normal girl
American: You have to trick her into having sex
Ukrainian: You have to logically convince her into having sex
American: High self-esteem when beauty doesn’t warrant it
Ukrainian: Low self-esteem when beauty warrants it
American: Pretends to be a porn star in bed
Ukrainian: Pretends to be a virgin in bed
American: Complains there are no good men
Ukrainian: Complains you didn’t buy her flowers
American: Grinds on every cock in the club
Ukrainian: Does not grind
American: Feels uncomfortable with silence
Ukrainian: Feels uncomfortable with too much chatter
American: Treats you like a coworker
Ukrainian: Treats you like the master of her life
American: Relationship gets worse after first bang
Ukrainian: Relationship gets better after first bang
American: Never traveled but thinks she knows the world
Ukrainian: Never traveled and insecure about it
American: Obsessed with Apple
Ukrainian: Obsessed with Apple
American: I’m not getting laid tonight so neither will my friends, and neither will that guy over there
Ukrainian: I’m not getting laid tonight
American: Goes to supermarket in pajamas
Ukrainian: Goes to supermarket in mini skirt
American: Brags about banging a black guy as proof she isn’t racist
Ukrainian: Does not tell anyone she banged a black guy
American: Dresses like a bum even though she has money
Ukrainian: Dresses flashy even though she has no money
American: Sees men as misogynists who have institutional privilege
Ukrainian: Sees men as a bridge to a better life
American: Will believe anything you tell them
Ukrainian: Human lie detector
American: Pretend she’s strong and independent
Ukrainian: Knows she’s fragile and weak
American: Brags about dating multiple guys at the same time
Ukrainian: Brags about gifts that rich men bought her
American: Thinks lawyer are boring
Ukrainian: Thinks lawyers are accomplished men worthy of marriage
American: Goes out twice a week to clubs to get attention from men
Ukrainian: Goes out only once a month because she can’t afford it
American: Thinks casual sex and free birth control are essential to being happy
Ukrainian: Things marriage is essential to being happy
American: Fucks a guy who can make her vagina wet
Ukrainian: Fucks a guy who can improve her life in some way
American: Expert at taking webcam shots from magic angles
Ukrainian: Expert at posing sexy for photos in ugly park
American: Ideal man has to be witty, spontaneous, and interesting, with stand-up comedian level of humor
Ukrainian: Doesn’t care about a man’s personality as long as he has money
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HungDaddy reacted to VaporGhost in Adriana Fan Page
Didn't have a chance to post this yesterday but Addy having a little quality alone time before she and D went out.
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HungDaddy got a reaction from cyberleader in if you had the chance
You would be missing out on a good thing if you turn down a 70 year old....go look at Raquel Welch, or Ann Margaret, or Sophia Loren, all over 70..... I would do them with one arm tied behind my back.....experienced and knowledgeable....you would think twice about that 18 year old !!! Them MILFs would want to do it slowly, kissing, caressing, massaging, and licking...... try to get that out of a college student or someone you met in a bar. Especially Asian women, grandmas look like young mothers with bodies of models !!!! So, if all you crave is - wham, bam, thank you mam....then stick to the youngsters....and leave the WOMEN to us men who don't look at age as a requirement for a good loving !!!!! A 70 year old pussy is just as hairy or shaved, or as wet, slippery, and tight as a young girls, and this woman will be much more appreciative of you doing her all night long....and she may teach you something !!!! Try it. you'll like it !!!!
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HungDaddy reacted to toolmaker123 in Know - It - All.
18 year olds know everything. Then they get older like us and realize how much they've forgotten.
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HungDaddy reacted to dougiestyle4u in Fan Page for Martina & Alberto
All part of being a voyeur - your time will come and you will enjoy every split second of it. In the meantime, the anticipation and adrenaline keeps your eyes to the screen for that good luck timing
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HungDaddy reacted to Scotsman84 in Photos of Past Tenants
Alina & Anton. She wasn't the best looking but kinky Bitch.
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HungDaddy got a reaction from dougiestyle4u in ALINA
I agree 100% with you both, wde22 + dougiestyle4u ...Alina was not shy about getting laid in different positions, she always had good looking friends over, kept the place clean and neat, and her kitty (not the one between her legs) was fun to watch as it meandered around the apartment !!!! Alina always had some kind of action going on....would be great to see her again....hell, I might just become a paid member just to view her !!!!! We can only wish !!!
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HungDaddy got a reaction from dougiestyle4u in Photos of Past Tenants
Nice shower pic.... shaved cooch....titties look good, wouldn't mind taking a shower with her myself !!!! The backside view on the bed is worth a looonnnnng look......makes you just want to bury your face in that pussy and lick it till morning.... smells like fish, taste like clams !!!!
Thanks for the pics Scotsman84
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HungDaddy got a reaction from woods71 in Fan Page Taya & Will
Well, this is good to see, naked girls, one giving a beaver shot from behind, one is displaying her ass and coochie with a walk around..... I just don't get that guy on the couch with the laptop and behind him is two hot pussies rolling around the floor.... where in the hell do they get these guys from...gay bars ? RLC must give these impotent guys salt peter water !!!