oldgit

you take a dog for walks & cats you have litter trays. BUT what about all the nose picking, rolling, & flicking all over the place,    they are the ones  who need training

Let me tell you a story, are you sitting comfortably ? Then I shall begin.
Once upon a time I met a gorgeous girl. She is lovely,very good looking, a raven haired beauty.Fantastic figure,legs to die for, just one problem she didn't have boobs.
Well she did, but they were very small. This had caused her problems ever since puberty, the folk around her reassured her that her boobs would fill out, 'it was only a matter of time'. they said, but the boobs never did.
She was teased at school by girls & boys, she was called names such as 'tiny-tits','bee strings', 'fried eggs' & other insults were hurled her way.But she is made of stronger stuff than that, and she would often make jokes about her small boobies, such as, 'when I lay down my tits disappear'.
But in reality it was an issue for her, it did affect her confidence,she said that she 'didn't feel like a real woman'. That she was envious of her friends who had a cleavage. That clothes never fitted her properly, and she was sick of having to wear a padded bra or the dreaded 'chicken fillets'.
So she got a bank loan & went an had a procedure. She ended up with a beautiful pair of breasts that were just perfect for her figure, I know because she showed them to me!  (No I don't have any pictures, you sick bunch of muthaf.....)
The impact this made on her self esteem & confidence was incredible. She could also walk down the road and stop traffic. And in the end she married a prince and lived happily ever after.
I tell you that tale because I believe this is exactly what Masha has been thinking, probably for many years. There have been numerous comments about her skinny, bean pole physique. But if you really look at her you'd notice that, she isn't a bean pole,she just had tiny tits that were out of scale with her body.
I think this is why she has had the boob job. Not, as some have suggested, that she is doing it for Sasha or TK's benefit, or anything relating to either of them. She has done this for her.
Yet the facile comments continue in the Chatbox, and to be honest, some of these comments are becoming tedious!
Yesterday Masha was trying on underwear. A comment came up that she was, 'getting ready for TK's next visit'. Obviously the member that posted that immature comment, had not appreciated that Masha has gone up a bra size or two, and that some of her underwear & clothes will not fit, or will fit differently.
Same goes for the comments today, whilst Masha was giving Sasha a BJ in the bathroom, 'she is practicing on Sasha for TK's next visit'. Pathetic !
This member I am quoting is obsessed with TK and is compelled to have swipe at Masha & Sasha every time he is in the chatbox. I for one am sick of this nonsense!
The member responsible needs to consider his behaviour & maybe give his head a wobble, because something is clearly out of whack!

No male on male ,that would  turn my stomach over and be sick  all over  the place, males no no no.

Superman was bored one day and was flying around the city when he saw with his x-ray eyes Wonder woman in her apartment lying on her back in bed, all naked and legs apart. So in a flash he swooped in an open window, made love to her, and quicker than lightning flew off. " What was that? " asked Wonder Woman. " I don't know, " said Invisible Man on top of her, " but my ass hurts like hell...."

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the t-shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly: "You have to make love to me this very moment!".
My eyes lit up as I thought "I am either still dreaming, or this is going to be my lucky day!". Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave her my all, right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said "Thanks" and returned to the stove, her t-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but still a bit puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?". She explained, "The egg timer is broken". 

American girl: “What do you do?”
Ukrainian girl: “Why are you in Ukraine?”
American: Asks you to buy a drink
Ukrainian: Expects you to buy a drink
American: Flip flops because they’re comfortable
Ukrainian: High heels because men like them
American: 20 pounds overweight
Ukrainian: 5 pounds underweight
American: Looking for a stable career
Ukrainian: Looking for a stable husband
American: Won’t shut up
Ukrainian: Won’t open up
American: Hates makeup
Ukrainian: Qualified to be a makeup artist
American: Fake attitude
Ukrainian: Fake nails, eyelashes, and sometimes eyebrows
American: Obsessed with celebrities
Ukrainian: Obsessed with money
American: Bang in three hours
Ukrainian: Bang in three dates
American: Knows how to heat chicken nuggets
Ukrainian: Knows how to cook meals passed on from her grandmother
American: Has bulky dimensions like an Australian rugby player
Ukrainian: Has petite dimensions like a normal girl
American: You have to trick her into having sex
Ukrainian: You have to logically convince her into having sex
American: High self-esteem when beauty doesn’t warrant it
Ukrainian: Low self-esteem when beauty warrants it
American: Pretends to be a porn star in bed
Ukrainian: Pretends to be a virgin in bed
American: Complains there are no good men
Ukrainian: Complains you didn’t buy her flowers
American: Grinds on every cock in the club
Ukrainian: Does not grind
American: Feels uncomfortable with silence
Ukrainian: Feels uncomfortable with too much chatter
American: Treats you like a coworker
Ukrainian: Treats you like the master of her life
American: Relationship gets worse after first bang
Ukrainian: Relationship gets better after first bang
American: Never traveled but thinks she knows the world
Ukrainian: Never traveled and insecure about it
American: Obsessed with Apple
Ukrainian: Obsessed with Apple
American: I’m not getting laid tonight so neither will my friends, and neither will that guy over there
Ukrainian: I’m not getting laid tonight
American: Goes to supermarket in pajamas
Ukrainian: Goes to supermarket in mini skirt
American: Brags about banging a black guy as proof she isn’t racist
Ukrainian: Does not tell anyone she banged a black guy
American: Dresses like a bum even though she has money
Ukrainian: Dresses flashy even though she has no money
American: Sees men as misogynists who have institutional privilege
Ukrainian: Sees men as a bridge to a better life
American: Will believe anything you tell them
Ukrainian: Human lie detector
American: Pretend she’s strong and independent
Ukrainian: Knows she’s fragile and weak
American: Brags about dating multiple guys at the same time
Ukrainian: Brags about gifts that rich men bought her
American: Thinks lawyer are boring
Ukrainian: Thinks lawyers are accomplished men worthy of marriage
American: Goes out twice a week to clubs to get attention from men
Ukrainian: Goes out only once a month because she can’t afford it
American: Thinks casual sex and free birth control are essential to being happy
Ukrainian: Things marriage is essential to being happy
American: Fucks a guy who can make her vagina wet
Ukrainian: Fucks a guy who can improve her life in some way
American: Expert at taking webcam shots from magic angles
Ukrainian: Expert at posing sexy for photos in ugly park
American: Ideal man has to be witty, spontaneous, and interesting, with stand-up comedian level of humor
Ukrainian: Doesn’t care about a man’s personality as long as he has money

you take a dog for walks & cats you have litter trays. BUT what about all the nose picking, rolling, & flicking all over the place,    they are the ones  who need training

you take a dog for walks & cats you have litter trays. BUT what about all the nose picking, rolling, & flicking all over the place,    they are the ones  who need training

She looked nice in the shower.   Strong featured face; slightly sturdy body.  
She had better start exercising at the Jess body sculpture school every day or those B1 lifestyle pounds could soon pile up on her frame.
I'm hoping she's got a strong sex drive, so she can repay Jess' tuition by helping her turn those inadequate bathtime bates into explosive orgasms in the bedroom.
It is Christmas after all.

We're a dreaming she is a bater and she catches that dream