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    Plank got a reaction from Viking in Good news,Bad news.   
    I was wondering what the powers that be might say to the tenants if they are continuing their contracts or ending them.
    Dear, (insert name here)
    We are pleased to inform you that your contract with us has been extended.
    This is due to your viewing figures which have been through the roof. We have also been trolling the 'fan sites' and they love you.
    Your, (delete where applicable) Nudity, Killer body, Great Tits, Legs to die for, naked yoga, provocative dancing, sexual habits, kinky stuff & creative use of fruit & veg, have made you a internet sensation!
    However due to the above behaviour, our staff can no longer watch you as we are too busy searching the internet for video captures of you performances and nuke-ing them.
    We will be in touch with the new scripts soon, keep up the good work!
    Thank you so much!
    For & on behalf of......yada yada....
    D.Roppabollock.

    Dear, (insert name here)
    We are sorry to inform you that your contract with us will be terminated on (insert date here)
    This is due to various factors, mainly due to your viewing figures sinking faster than a lump of concrete.
    We are also aware of the negative feedback we have seen on the 'fan sites',and let us be quite frank about this,they hate you.
    Your, (delete where applicable) lack of Nudity, Saggy arse, Plastic Tits, Sex life of a Nun, awful dancing, singing that sounds like foxes mating, kinky stuff, that is,well....lets face it just wrong & creative use of fruit & veg, are just some of  the contributory factors in us terminating your contract.
    We would be grateful if you could pack up your shite as soon as possible,including all of your mobile phones,laptops & other mobile devices and 'get tae f**k' ! ( no I don't know either,ask Scotsman84 ?)
    Also according to our records you have exceeded the monthly usage allowance of our internet service provider's tariff, which takes some doing to be honest, but you owe us €1250.00 We expect payment of this as soon as possible.
    Thank you & get stuffed,
    For & on behalf of......yada yada....
    D.Roppabollock.
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    Plank got a reaction from toolmaker123 in Good news,Bad news.   
    I was wondering what the powers that be might say to the tenants if they are continuing their contracts or ending them.
    Dear, (insert name here)
    We are pleased to inform you that your contract with us has been extended.
    This is due to your viewing figures which have been through the roof. We have also been trolling the 'fan sites' and they love you.
    Your, (delete where applicable) Nudity, Killer body, Great Tits, Legs to die for, naked yoga, provocative dancing, sexual habits, kinky stuff & creative use of fruit & veg, have made you a internet sensation!
    However due to the above behaviour, our staff can no longer watch you as we are too busy searching the internet for video captures of you performances and nuke-ing them.
    We will be in touch with the new scripts soon, keep up the good work!
    Thank you so much!
    For & on behalf of......yada yada....
    D.Roppabollock.

    Dear, (insert name here)
    We are sorry to inform you that your contract with us will be terminated on (insert date here)
    This is due to various factors, mainly due to your viewing figures sinking faster than a lump of concrete.
    We are also aware of the negative feedback we have seen on the 'fan sites',and let us be quite frank about this,they hate you.
    Your, (delete where applicable) lack of Nudity, Saggy arse, Plastic Tits, Sex life of a Nun, awful dancing, singing that sounds like foxes mating, kinky stuff, that is,well....lets face it just wrong & creative use of fruit & veg, are just some of  the contributory factors in us terminating your contract.
    We would be grateful if you could pack up your shite as soon as possible,including all of your mobile phones,laptops & other mobile devices and 'get tae f**k' ! ( no I don't know either,ask Scotsman84 ?)
    Also according to our records you have exceeded the monthly usage allowance of our internet service provider's tariff, which takes some doing to be honest, but you owe us €1250.00 We expect payment of this as soon as possible.
    Thank you & get stuffed,
    For & on behalf of......yada yada....
    D.Roppabollock.
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    Plank got a reaction from porksword1 in Girl in Homepage Video   
    I really think that it makes this site look cheap & nasty, I hate it!
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    Plank got a reaction from Suite6 in Girl in Homepage Video   
    I really think that it makes this site look cheap & nasty, I hate it!
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    Plank got a reaction from Rob1 in Girl in Homepage Video   
    I really think that it makes this site look cheap & nasty, I hate it!
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    Plank got a reaction from TBird97 in Fan Page Carina & Sabrina   
    Agree with Rubberman on this one. I used to be interested in this apartment because of the relationships of the people involved,but mainly for SugarBonnie. For me the time has come and these two need to go.
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    Plank got a reaction from Danny in Funny Logos.   
    Talking of the Police.
     This is from GTA V.
     

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    Plank got a reaction from StnCld316 in Thank you Mods   
    It seems only right & proper to join in with this love-fest,in a desperate pre-emptive act to make sure I don't get banned.

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    Plank got a reaction from toolmaker123 in Thank you Mods   
    Oooh thank you Master! I've tried before and came to the conclusion that I will have to remove some vertabrae first!
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    Plank got a reaction from gazdeb80 in I bid you adieu (for now at least)   
    And another great member of the forum walks away.......what a fkin' shame.
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    Plank got a reaction from porksword1 in Thank you Mods   
    It seems only right & proper to join in with this love-fest,in a desperate pre-emptive act to make sure I don't get banned.

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    Plank got a reaction from porksword1 in Thank you Mods   
    Oooh thank you Master! I've tried before and came to the conclusion that I will have to remove some vertabrae first!
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    Plank got a reaction from iloner in Thank you Mods   
    It seems only right & proper to join in with this love-fest,in a desperate pre-emptive act to make sure I don't get banned.

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    Plank got a reaction from Scotsman84 in IDEAS FOR RLC   
    What with the ever changing personnel at the B1 & B2 apartments, (the revolving door policy) and for the benefit of folks who have been absent from the forum for more than half an hour.
    Would it be possible to put a passport size photo of the girl next to their names,so we had a clue who was who, and who the hell anyone was talking about?
    Also this could be extended to the numerous guests that turn up. The guest would have to be present for more than 24 hours.
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    Plank got a reaction from TBird97 in I bid you adieu (for now at least)   
    And another great member of the forum walks away.......what a fkin' shame.
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    Plank got a reaction from Rotciv in Fan Page for Elisa & Fima   
    A nice bit of afternoon delight. Including postcoital check of phone.
    Image Content Removed
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    Plank reacted to texl01 in Sex Party   
    Masha love to be 'rough-fucked' , have her arse slapped, and be pounded. Sasha's partner in the 4 some is not in to being fucked like like a rag-doll, hence why Sasha appeared to to gentle with her. It is that simple.
    Sasha gives a woman what she wants and he did exactly that. The fact she does not scream like Masha does not necessarily mean she did not enjoy it or have an obvious climax. Some women are just more quiet than others. 
    In time and with experience one will find this out. Porn movies are not "training" videos so forget that. 
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    Plank got a reaction from Heywood Jablowmie in Masha and Sasha Fan Page   
    It's that look she gave straight down the camera lens. Oooooooh!
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    Plank got a reaction from Pelleas in HONORING THE FETISH DESIRES OF OTHERS and their posts.   
    First of all,it is HONOUR,one day you American upstarts will learn how to spell!
     
    Joke aside I agree with what Toolmaker has said, we are not here to judge.
    We all have different tastes,for instance.Some love Leora, others can't abide her. Others loved K & K,others thought they were playing us all. Some can't stand C&S,because of Elvis, but will watch N&K & dare to dream that i&D will go at it.
     
    Think about it for a minute, how much time do you spend looking at RLC? And how would you feel if someone looked at your viewing of RLC and said,"Voyeurism,that's sick, you're weird" Would you defend yourself? Could you, or should you have to justify your behaviour in viewing the site? Is it an illness? To some, yes probably!
    The same could be said for RLCF.
    Try explaining this site,"it's a site where fans of RLC can go and exchange their views about RLC, you can read forums & look at pics of the tenants. it's a bit like a Big Brother forum,but not shit!" And if you visit the site everyday,are you an interested active member or are you an addict. Or is that some form of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder?
    It is not that long ago that homosexuality was viewed as a Mental Illness,you were a 'social or sexual deviant', therefore 'mad' and could be locked up in an old Asylum indefinitely or until you were 'cured' of your deviancy.
     
    As John Lennon said."What ever gets you through the night,it's alright,alright".
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    Plank got a reaction from CowArt in I bid you adieu (for now at least)   
    And another great member of the forum walks away.......what a fkin' shame.
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    Plank got a reaction from bedhead in Sex Party   
    If I was in charge of RLC, which thank fk I'm not, I would have left the links up.
    The amount of potential customers those videos could have suckered into signing up,folks who may have thought that RLC was a shag-fest & like this all the time,of course we know different. Another short sighted move by the RLC management.
    Should've gone to Specsavers.
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    Plank reacted to RUBBERMAN in Fan Page Carina & Sabrina   
    All of last year this apartment was slow, back then Sugarbonnie was just plain and shy, at times she would show a little something, she didn't like the cam in her room in the begining,  then she began to show a little more, and I think she started reading our blog's and comments on how good she looked, and she started showing more, once that happen Sabrina became some what jealous of her,  and thats where the tension began with those two.  Sugarbonnie kept moving up, and started looking better,  there were verbal fights with Sugarbonnie and Sabrina at times, and at times Sabrina would even get mad at Carina "aka Elvis".  Sugarbonnie got on another web site, more less her own, and I guess got tired of the bull and left.  Yes she brung a lot of eyes to that apartment at times, and she also started to get a bit out of control having sex with the different guys every month too, "not that it wasn't great to watch"...lol but she started moving real fast with it.  I don't think that apartment well ever be the same again, if it does they would have to move some one in who is going to stay and not just be there to feed the greedy dog and cats.  Your right, "why is it premium?" now anyway.
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    Plank reacted to dougiestyle4u in Masha and Sasha Fan Page   
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    Plank got a reaction from bossman in Masha and Sasha Fan Page   
    Quite honestly, the best thing i have seen on rlc. This will take some beating! Gauntlet well and truly thrown down.
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    Plank got a reaction from HungDaddy in I SUGGEST WE STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT RLC (WHY?)   
    I said something along the similar lines back in November in the 'RLC Tennant 30 Days notices' post. (General Discussion page 3)
     
    And I quote me,
     
    " At times I think we are all missing the point. RLC is a Voyeur Site not a Porn site. As they state, 'The private life of people....24/7.'
    I don't know anyone who engages in sexual activity 24/7. And a lot of the time peoples lives are dull with time taken up by boring stuff, such as chores like cleaning, laundry, cooking or sitting around watching TV or messing about on phones or laptops etc.
    I don't know anyone who thinks, 'there is nothing on TV, I tell you what, let's fk on the coffee table!'.....".
     
    I know we all get frustrated at what we see as boring or even 'scripted' activity, but on the whole I enjoy RLC (not enough to pay for it) and I enjoy this site more because of the lunacy of it's members, and I include myself in that category. But I do think we could all turn down the negativity at times, if it is pissing you off that much, have a break from it.
     
    (retreats behind the sandbags, & wears tin helmet)
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