RUBBERMAN

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,  but check when you say the pain is wet?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with this chest,  but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word "lisp"?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people keep constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string of a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner,  then reach down,  pick it up,  examine it,  then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so,  why do we say, "Its all right?"  Well,  it isn't all right,  so why don't we say,  "That really hurt,  why don't you watch where you're going!"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

I wonder why Leora and Paul never have any type of parties or invite more friends over?  In my book Leora is the queen of RLC and should be treated better then the vip girls in B1 and B2,  she is the reason I started this twilight zone adventure anyway..LOL    Thank you Leora for showing me true beauty and lifting me up in a lot of ways each day of the week!!!

Mira and Kai finally getting some piece and quiet in the apartment, now that Kustie and Luci are somewhere "at B2 disturbing others with her out of controlling smoking and no care attitude in the apartment"  Mira and Kai are a good couple I just wished that RLC would have placed them with another couple and not these two.  Good luck Mira and Kai with the rest of your stay there.

I think that the girls need to stop  reading and worring about what the viewers are saying about them and do their jobs.  This is one reason why we lose so many paid viewers..."because they take to much time reading what we say"...Ladies its not going to always be roses all the time...do your job and make it happen.  "I hope I don't get banned for this."

Seems that the three "Sonya, Angie and Glasha" has been with us for almost 2 months now, and hopefully these girls have started to slow down the in and out try outs with different men.  In their first night of staying they really showed the wild side of them self's "who ever took the time to coordinate that party should have been fired"..lol   Anyway since the first party Glasha has had her share of men, and even Angie "tried" but she really didn't look the part.  After Sonya's first night with a guy in the apartment she haven't been seen with another "she may have been drunk that night and didn't know what she was doing"..lol     I am still wondering about the help "the mysteries ladies that come and visit, sleep for a few days and go."  Most of the guys who have been there seem to get what they want and we never see them again "makes me think the girls are more into other things then just RLC"  Most of the guys where real cartoon characters and some even acted more dumber then they looked,  I didn't blame the guys for "so call hitting and running" but if all this sex that we was suppose to be seeing really happen then someone may want a real check up.  My thoughts and questions are "why was it always and still seems that way, that Glasha is the one who gets and sleep with most of the guys who visits??  what and when well Angie set Sonya up with some guy?   I am glad to see that Glasha has "something",  I still trying to fine this guys true sexuality, "I have nothing against gay men or women"  but this guy acts as if he's gay and misses his other penis,  Sometimes he walks and switches better then Glasha....lol   Glasha does what she does best "she plays the part"  I do think she has someone on the outside besides this set-up that we are seeing.   Now that things has slowed down in the apartment somewhat "we'll all the viewers just see Angie get up every morning sit for 30 minutes then take a 20 min shower,  then change in and out of different lingerie for an hour, before changing into real clothing and leave out the door?  "We'll viewers ever see Sonya have sex again with out covers,  we'll we ever see Angie have real sex with out covers,  we'll we ever see any of these women masturbate in front of the cams or in bed with out covers?  I wonder we'll the rest of their time here be just sitting in the living room watching tv or waiting for the day to pass and the pay checks to keep coming.  I think these ladies has been there long enough to know what the viewers are looking for,  just like the rest of the apartments,  I am sure they are reading everything we say....Lets get real ladies.

Seems that the three "Sonya, Angie and Glasha" has been with us for almost 2 months now, and hopefully these girls have started to slow down the in and out try outs with different men.  In their first night of staying they really showed the wild side of them self's "who ever took the time to coordinate that party should have been fired"..lol   Anyway since the first party Glasha has had her share of men, and even Angie "tried" but she really didn't look the part.  After Sonya's first night with a guy in the apartment she haven't been seen with another "she may have been drunk that night and didn't know what she was doing"..lol     I am still wondering about the help "the mysteries ladies that come and visit, sleep for a few days and go."  Most of the guys who have been there seem to get what they want and we never see them again "makes me think the girls are more into other things then just RLC"  Most of the guys where real cartoon characters and some even acted more dumber then they looked,  I didn't blame the guys for "so call hitting and running" but if all this sex that we was suppose to be seeing really happen then someone may want a real check up.  My thoughts and questions are "why was it always and still seems that way, that Glasha is the one who gets and sleep with most of the guys who visits??  what and when well Angie set Sonya up with some guy?   I am glad to see that Glasha has "something",  I still trying to fine this guys true sexuality, "I have nothing against gay men or women"  but this guy acts as if he's gay and misses his other penis,  Sometimes he walks and switches better then Glasha....lol   Glasha does what she does best "she plays the part"  I do think she has someone on the outside besides this set-up that we are seeing.   Now that things has slowed down in the apartment somewhat "we'll all the viewers just see Angie get up every morning sit for 30 minutes then take a 20 min shower,  then change in and out of different lingerie for an hour, before changing into real clothing and leave out the door?  "We'll viewers ever see Sonya have sex again with out covers,  we'll we ever see Angie have real sex with out covers,  we'll we ever see any of these women masturbate in front of the cams or in bed with out covers?  I wonder we'll the rest of their time here be just sitting in the living room watching tv or waiting for the day to pass and the pay checks to keep coming.  I think these ladies has been there long enough to know what the viewers are looking for,  just like the rest of the apartments,  I am sure they are reading everything we say....Lets get real ladies.

Dominica must hold the record for being the most miserable during her stay, showing the least of her body and being a waste of space. However, since RLC seems to have a trend lately of bringing back duds, I wouldn't be surprised to see at one of the projects.

Adriana and Daniel doesn't get much attention, and when does I wonder why they look at the cams so mean, as if the viewers are invading their privacy?

It may smell bad, who knows.....one thing we do know, is she keeps that place pretty dam clean....... as for the female dog pissing and shitting all over the place,,... Look again.....they have her trained to do her business on the mat they have laid down for her in the hallway..... JUST SAYIN.......
 

I guess the convent is almost closed since Neia and Beatrice gave us viewers a nice show tonight with a candle like massage from each of them...lol  I am sure someone between the two are horny...lol  I just wished they would have went all the way and stop the teasing!!  Nicole didn't join in, maybe she is still trying to get comfortable again with the cams again.  Dominica came in late after spending time with Lust and Luci..."another let down" for the viewers.  Maybe Nicole and Dominica well become friends and get to know each other soon.  Its good to see that Beatrice and Neia are close together again. "Good job ladies"

Another good day for Smith I see, Kitty looking very sexy and dancing around in her panties...Dam sweet too.  I don't know what she is on, but she is full of energy tonight.  "Here..kitty kitty"..LOL

Kitty and Smith has some company today...he must be one of Smith's friends.  Kitty looking sexy as always and all three are dancing around the living,  I hope the fun continue to last....I am sure before the week ends Kitty well be crying,  chewing or beating Smith's ass again...LOL

Sorry, Mike, but I have no platitudes. This couple has all the ear marks of another dysfunctional  couple bestowed on us by RLC.  She's horny while her partner in not interested, along with being drunk most of the time and she smokes in the apartment.
That means we have two to watch now-Anabel and Efim  in one ,Luci and Kust in another. Just great....

Grand Funk Railroad

There was a fly buzzing around a barn one day when she happened upon a pile of fresh cow manure.  Due to the fact that it had been hours since she had had her last meal,  she flew down and began to eat.  She ate and ate.  Finally, she decided she had eaten enough and tried to fly away.  She had eaten too much though, and could not get off the ground. As she looked around wondering what to do,  she spotted a pitchfork leaning up against the wall.  She climbed to the top of the handle and jumped off, thinking that once she got airborne,  she would be able to take flight.  Unfortunately she was wrong and she dropped like a rock,  and smashed when she hit the floor.  Dead!!
ARE YOU READY FOR THE MORAL OF THE STORY?
Never fly off the handle when you know you're full of shit.

I am glad you mention that,  I thought it was me,  but you also notice this....both guys did that at times....like you said "it doesn't mean anything" but they both had a different approach towards the girls."  That whole crew looks like that need a lot of acting help at times...LOL  if you know what I mean.  As for as the other girl she slept in Angie's bed....and she's wasn't bad looking but know one came near her.   I truly believe that everyone in that apartment at the time knew or knows each other.   I am just glad that Glasha did not get drunk last night because she gets somewhat out of control and makes her self look bad.  she is a pretty lady, but not so pretty drunk.

We only need Glasha to visit now - Maybe for a party. An Xmas bash(a)

5 years younger.  

Seems Glasha has found herself a young buck,  who also looks at least 5yrs younger then she,  I guess its nothing wrong with that either....depending on how you have to train him from time to time to stay.  I am glad that she has finally got someone that she may want " I have to say may want because, today I may see this guy and next week there might be another."  I thought she was in love a few weeks ago but then again that guy didn't stick around either.  After following her and watching her and this guy since yester-night when she first had sex with him I didn't think he was going to be there again for another night,  seem tonight they have had sex a few times to witch after the second time became some what boring to watch, I believe the swilling in this dick started to go limp also.  While he was in the shower earlier that morning he really shy'd away from the cams " I did notice, why...lol  from the waist down he did look like he was about 10yr....maybe it was the water, or again why he likes the covers over him while having sex...lol  he also might want to go get him self check out by a local doctor after day three.   I think this guy should have been with Sonya,  he looks more around her age then Glasha.   Speaking of Sonya " I wonder why she didn't give in to the guy that's in bed with her?....he may have remined her of her granddad...lol  I believe Sonya is keeping all of her energy outside of the apartment until eviction day.  Lets hope and see if Glasha keeps this one.....if all else fail...they can use him around the house as a MOP!!!

I would definitely love to see Sasha bury his bone deep into Dasha. It would be quite the sight to see both Dasha and Masha suck Sasha's big lollipop. It would be nice to see Dasha getting some dick for a change instead of a dick for a partner (Demid). Dasha should hang around Masha for a while to loosen up in front of the cams and prance around naked like Masha does all the time. It would great to see Dasha sexually active in a wild way because she can be but Demid held her back. MASHA, SASHA and DASHA - say this 5 times fast - lol.

From the why things look,  Masha well have Sasha putting his wood into Dasha by friday....LOL   "if I could only see the face of Demid knowing whats going to happen and his so call buddy and his freaky girl friend is planing on screwing his ex to bring in some viewers"....Dam..LOL

There was a fly buzzing around a barn one day when she happened upon a pile of fresh cow manure.  Due to the fact that it had been hours since she had had her last meal,  she flew down and began to eat.  She ate and ate.  Finally, she decided she had eaten enough and tried to fly away.  She had eaten too much though, and could not get off the ground. As she looked around wondering what to do,  she spotted a pitchfork leaning up against the wall.  She climbed to the top of the handle and jumped off, thinking that once she got airborne,  she would be able to take flight.  Unfortunately she was wrong and she dropped like a rock,  and smashed when she hit the floor.  Dead!!
ARE YOU READY FOR THE MORAL OF THE STORY?
Never fly off the handle when you know you're full of shit.

Far from being Angels. Most of them have been around the Block a few times.  

Lets be honest if any of the girls had any self respect they wouldn't be on RLC.